Insulting Messages

	Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain.  Please tell them ur age.
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	Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
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	aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah
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	Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
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	sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
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	aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
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	Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
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	Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
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	i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
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	3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko.  3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
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	aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho!  kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
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