Short stories

1. 
   A motorist hit a sparow
   he tuk d unconscious bird
   and
   put it in a cage wid bread n water,
   d sparow woke up next mornin,
   luked around n screamed.
   "barz,bread, n water.....M in jail"
   Oh Ma GOD
   I'v killed d motorist....
   

2. 
   One day Love & Friendship met. Love asked:
   Why do you exist if I already existed ?
   Friendship replied 'To put a Smile where you leave tears'.
   

3. 
   Kahtay hain1000 saal pahlay
   "Husn"or
   "Muhabat"apas mai dost thay...
   1raat dono sath bethay thay..
   .Itne mai ChAnD nikal aya...
   Muhbat ne Chand ki tareef shuru krdi..
   Yeh bat Husn ko buri lgi...
   Us nay Muhbat ki ankhain noch li...
   BAASss...
   Us din se hi
   Muhbat "Andhi"
   Or Husn, "Zalim"
   hogaya.....!
   

4. 
   Main sunao aik kahani ...
   Ek DIL walon ki busti thi...
   jahan CHAND aur SURAJ rehtey thay
   Kuch SURAJ man ka pagal tha...
   Kuch CHAND bhi Sho khe e Chunchal tha...
   Busti busti phirtey they her pal hanste rehte they
   Phir ek din dono rooth gaye aur Sarey supney toot gaye...
   Ab CHAND bhi us waqt ata hai
   SURAJ jub so jata hai
   Badal Shub say kehta hai
   SURAJ uljha sa rehta hai
   CHAND ke sath Sitarey hai
   per
   SURAJ tunha rehta hai...
   

5. 
   Dil Aur Aankh:
   Dil Ne Kaha Aankh Se..
   Dheka Karo Kam
   Dhekte Ho Tum Taraptay Hain Hum
   Aankh Ne Kaha Dil Se...
   Socha Karo Kam,
   Sochte Ho Tum Baraste Hain Hum!
   
   

6. 
   Ik rat khawab main main ne dekha,
   Chand se pocha chupkay se,
   Aj muje ik bat batao,
   Apne dil ka hal sunao,
   Kia ha koi aisa jo,
   Tum ko acha lagta ho,
   Apna apna lagta ho,
   Dil k pas jo basta ho,
   Chand ne tera naam lia,
   Main ne dil ko thaam lia,
   Jab se dekha ha ye sapna,
   Tab se chand raqeeb ha apna.
   

7. 
   Kisi Nay Kaha Phool Say K,
   Mujh ko Bata Tu Aaj Tak kion Khilta Raha,
   Tunay To Di Sab ko Khushbu Tuj ko kia Milta Raha?
   Phool Nay Muskura Kar Kaha Abhi Tu Nadan Hai,
   Jiwan K Sachey Pyar Say Abhi Tu Anjan Hai,
   Dainay K Badley Kuch Laina Wo To Ek Karobar Hai,
   Jo De Kar Bhi Kuch Na Mangay Wo Hi Sacha Pyar Hai..
   
   

8. 
   Aik din "TAMMANA" ne Zindgi k Anchal main sar rakh kar kaha,"k main kab puri hongi"
   Zindgi ne muskra kar jawab diya "PAGLI JO PURI HO JAI WO TAMMANA HI KIA?"
   
   

9. 
   Two butterflies were in love... 
   One day they decided to play Hide N Seek... 
   They fixed a flower and decided that tomorrow one who will come first and sit on this flower will love the other more...
   At morning the female butterfly came very early and waited 4 the flower 2 open.
   Wen the flower opened he was shocked 2 c that the male butterfly had died inside it bcoz he was waiting since last night 2 tell her how much he love her.... 
   
   

10. 
    kabi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se muhabat
    Tabi to chand me daag hai
    Mumkin hai ke chand ne ki ho bewafai
    Tabi to suraj mein aag hai